I am chinky as f when I drink.
Also, my hair is much brighter than I thought it was.
But this is my best friend and at the Delta Epsilon Psi party on Friday!
It was a lot of fun until the cops came around at like 3 in the morning.
Ever hide in a house with 150 drunk people in the dark? LOL.
Shit just doesn’t work man.
Best night I’ve had in a while.
I was satisfied with haiku until I met you,
but now I want a Russian novel,
a 50-page description of you sleeping.
— D. Young